Religious Rites Reveler Pillows

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm having my entrails read."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The New Year's Dance

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

Dogs play the double bass

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Christmas Fatigue.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

The Fourth Day of Christmas