Ritual Renegade Pillows

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hiding the electronics.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I play it to kill time.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Casting for Heroes series II.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'