Ritual Renegade Gifts

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hiding the electronics.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I play it to kill time.'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'