Beauty Ritual Renegade Gifts

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

LAY ZEE FUK

Spa

Hiding the electronics.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Loofah Lady

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Vanity artist

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Complaints (just kidding).

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Casting for Heroes series II.

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'I think my work here is done.'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."