Beauty Ritual Renegade Gifts

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

LAY ZEE FUK

Spa

Hiding the electronics.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Loofah Lady

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

Vanity artist

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Complaints (just kidding).

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'I think my work here is done.'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'