Beauty Ritual Lover Gifts

'I plucked my gray hair.'

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Loofah Lady

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

R.C.I.A.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Your mascara is running."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Vanity artist

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"Bad Hair Life"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"