Beauty Ritual Lover T-Shirts

'I plucked my gray hair.'

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Loofah Lady

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Vanity artist

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

"So what's your success rate?"

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Bad Hair Life"

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"