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Multitasking.

Family Curling Habits

Self help acupuncture

Spa

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.