Beauty Routine Explorers T-Shirts

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Spa

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Vanity artist

A couple lie in bed

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Red in tooth and claw.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Virtual Super-Model.

Family Curling Habits

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'I plucked my gray hair.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'