Beauty Routine Explorers T-Shirts

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Spa

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Vanity artist

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Red in tooth and claw.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

A couple lie in bed

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Virtual Super-Model.

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Family Curling Habits

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

'I plucked my gray hair.'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'