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1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

Virtual Super-Model.

Foxtail. A client is pleased with her new hairstyle. It's complete genius. The hairdresser hopes she doesn't notice the truth.

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Face Lift

"She'll try a bit of everything please."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'Is your wife still as pretty as ever?' - 'Yes, only now it takes longer.'

"Blimey! They certainly keep 'em well hidden!"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"Can you make her look less like her passport photo?"

Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

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One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Red in tooth and claw.

Dating is so expensive...

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Idealized portrait of a rooster.