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'The blow drier is broken.'

'So you think a little glitter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

Bad hair day!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Hair spray"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.