Beauty Adventurer Prints

'The blow drier is broken.'

'So you think a little glitter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

Bad hair day!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Hair spray"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'