Beauty Product Adventurer T-Shirts

'Still having problems finding the herbal cream?'

Haircuts

'Bring out yer books!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Universe of reading

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

The Gilmore Girls

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"Well, that's that. Can't do a research homework if the internet's down."

Mobile library.