Anti-aging Adventurer T-Shirts

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

You're never too old for ballet!

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Women

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."