Anti-aging Adventurer Gifts

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"One year closer to college!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Women

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'