Aging Adventurers Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

'This memory-loss thingy isn't so bad...now we get to sleep with a different partner every night.'

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

Heritage Acres

Pensioners Ahead

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

You're never too old for ballet!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'