Adulting Adventurers Gifts

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'She is being impossible again.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Period Of Transition