Adulthood Adventurers Gifts

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Inside One's Memory Bank

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."