Adulting Adventurer Gifts

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Secrets of Adulthood.

Is it covid, a hangover or just life with small children.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

WARNING: Contains Adult Themes

"Hey, Jill, let's go up the hill. There's a new wine bar up there!"

"The goose keeps us ahead of inflation."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"One year closer to college!"

"Where the wild things were."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

An old lady Kitesurfing

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."