Ageing Adventurers Gifts

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

You're never too old for ballet!

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."