Ageing Adventurers Prints

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Duel in a wheelchair.

You're never too old for ballet!

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Women

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."