Elderly Adventurer Gifts

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

When Seniors Fly

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Secrets of Adulthood.

Senior Photos

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"