Adventurous Elderly Gifts

When Seniors Fly

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Period Of Transition

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Makes me feel young again!

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'