Adventurous Elderly Gifts

When Seniors Fly

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

I told you not to touch its belly.

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Period Of Transition

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Makes me feel young again!

Pensioners Ahead

"I would embrace the aging process if I could life my arms."

Mobility Park.