Adventure-loving Retiree Gifts

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Where the wild things were."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Tourist

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Easter Island Rock Climber

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

When Seniors Fly

Best Pals

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Optimistic Aging...

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

Father and Son quality time