Retiree Adventurers Gifts

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Tourist

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Old Dog's Home

Floating Dragon

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Period Of Transition