Elderly Adventure Seeker Gifts

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Women

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

When Seniors Fly

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Period Of Transition

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Makes me feel young again!