Adventurous Elders Gifts

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

When Seniors Fly

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Makes me feel young again!

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Pensioners Ahead

Mobility Park.

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

Roller Skating Pensioner

I retired when the crew began calling me Salt and Pepper Beard

Rest Home

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

'Your luggage is on the other side of the world but if it's any consolation it's the monsoon season over there!'

'Doctor, should I ache like this; I've never been this age before?'

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'