Elderly Adventure Seeker Prints

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

When Seniors Fly

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Period Of Transition

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Makes me feel young again!

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."