Retirement Adventure Gifts

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Tourist

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Pilot with champagne.

Cats on Board.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Church Basement Foodie

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."