Retirement Adventure Gifts

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Tourist

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Pilot with champagne.

Cats on Board.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Easter Island Shades...

Church Basement Foodie

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'