Retirement Journey Gifts

All Roads Go Nowhere.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Tourists

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Your contents have shifted."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach