'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'
Retirement Transition Gifts
Looking for a retirement transition gift that perfectly captures this new phase of life? Choose from cheerful and witty products designed to honor their journey into relaxation and new adventures. Our collection features fun, personalized items that make shifting into retirement feel special and lighthearted, whether it's for a friend, family member, or colleague. Find something memorable to celebrate their hard work and exciting new chapter.
"Good game."
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
Others will fight for you
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
Lady of the Cake.
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'Not that net!'
"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.
Work/Life Balance
"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."
"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
"Feel free to take notes."
"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
"Your contents have shifted."
Retirement Transition Gifts Collection
Retirement Transition Mugs
Explore our collection of retirement transition mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their mornings.
Retirement Transition Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with witty or touching designs, ideal for adding comfort and fun to their retirement space.
Retirement Transition Prints
Find inspiring prints to decorate their home or workspace, making every day a reminder of this joyful milestone.
Retirement Transition T-Shirts
Discover playful and personalized t-shirts that celebrate the exciting new chapter of retirement. Perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.