Retirement Transition Pillows

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Others will fight for you

Lady of the Cake.

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Work/Life Balance

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Your contents have shifted."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.