Transitioning To Retirement Living Gifts

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Home for the elderly

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'