Transitioning To Retirement Living Gifts

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Home for the elderly

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."