Retirement Living Gifts

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Mr. Wilson when I said to treat 'Restview' like your own home that didn't include selling it."

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

Now Showing: Retirement Village Vixens! You must be 65.

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Show-off!"

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

Next one along in 15 minutes.

'Well, you would go on about wanting her as a stay-at-home wife!'

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"Would it be asking too much for you all to creak together?"

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"This is the life, eh?"

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"This says you're only 54. We need to cart you down to the rec center for questioning."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Lowry County.

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

Taggers rest retirement village

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Rest Home

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Heritage Acres

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."