Retirement Leisure Gifts

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pilot with champagne.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Fresh pepper?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

French wine

"I love this time of day."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Sunbathers.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'