Retirement Life Gifts

Retirement and healthcare.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"Why bother?"

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

"Your contents have shifted."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach