Retirement Life Gifts

Retirement and healthcare.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"Why bother?"

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

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