Retirement Home Resident Gifts

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

"Mr. Wilson when I said to treat 'Restview' like your own home that didn't include selling it."

'Come die with me.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Handle With Care

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Weather channel.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Remembering His Marbles

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

Suburban street.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

The Old Elves Home

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."