Retirement Home Move Gifts

'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Senior Jeopardy!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.