Moving To A Rest Home Gifts

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Dog on man's stair lift

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."