Moving To Care Home Gifts

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Come die with me.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'