Living In A Care Home Gifts

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

"Now when I was a lad..."

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"My bottom went to sleep."