Care Home Advocate Gifts

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Budget

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Cuba applauds its doctors

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."