Care Advocate Gifts

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Obama Healthcare.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Healthcare declaration

30 Days Has Movember

Doctors Discussion

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!