Care Home Staff Gifts

NHS Whistleblowing.

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Careful."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Social Worker

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Fetch the Walker

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Now when I was a lad..."

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

To protest the lousy food at the nursing home, the guys, just like back in the day, staged a 'sit-in'. Unfortunately, nobody noticed.

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight