Care Home Staff Gifts

NHS Whistleblowing.

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Handle With Care

"Careful."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Social Worker

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Fetch the Walker

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Home for Seniors.

"Now when I was a lad..."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Second childhood, eh?'

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

To protest the lousy food at the nursing home, the guys, just like back in the day, staged a 'sit-in'. Unfortunately, nobody noticed.

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'