Care Worker Gifts

"To keep on top of the caseload I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of 'burnout'."

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

'Usually we place a great deal of emphasis upon confidentiality for our clients...Unfortunately, the current staffing shortages mean that we've had to adopt a more flexible approach...'

"Writing to your MP is a great idea, but you may want to reconsider starting by call him a **** piece of ****!"

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'What conditions is it acceptable to keep a dog under: A, B, or C?'

'On our latest management course we were set the task of learning from the retail sector.'

'It's mixed news. I'm afraid we've had to cancel the support you've been getting to help out at home.'

'Minister, you have been very critical of social workers in recent weeks. Some might argue that your role in fisheries doesn't really qualify you to comment!'

"My gut instinct was to say yes...but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out!"

"Rest assured the government has considered this issue. We have a plan to resolve the adult care crisis and pensions problem at one stroke."

Social Worker

Client Contact

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"I thought the new strategy for getting rid of bedblockers involved social workers and a care pathway!"

"Tom, although I think there is still some debate about whether 'client' or 'service user' is the appropriate term there's a consensus that 'that irritating bloody woman' certainly isn't!"

"This is Jane, your allocated worker. If there's anything worrying you then she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly!"

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

"You're a nurse? How did you become interested in caring?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

City Zoo: Day Care

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Children's Parties

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."