Community Care Worker Gifts

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

STRIP *Community Care * Recruiting from abroad

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Boy and his dog

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.