Community Care Worker Gifts

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

STRIP *Community Care * Recruiting from abroad

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"I'm bored."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Boy and his dog