Community Caretaker Gifts

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Old people sign - Whatever

"Psst - Evening News."

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"

'I thought people were expected to look after their neighbours during cold wether? Mrs Leadbetter hasn't checked on us in week. Hasn't even taken her milk in.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Handle With Care

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'