Church Caretaker Gifts

Cathedral Made Safe.

A Verger and a Lady.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"I had to skip my workout."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

CCTV in church.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Lazy plumber.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"It's a cup holder."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."