Community Caretaker T-Shirts

Old people sign - Whatever

"Psst - Evening News."

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"

'I thought people were expected to look after their neighbours during cold wether? Mrs Leadbetter hasn't checked on us in week. Hasn't even taken her milk in.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'Take care'.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."