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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Urban lunch

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'