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"Is it Humid in here or is it just me?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

'They sure have small litters.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,